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The Karate Kid remake
posted by
matt on Saturday November 15 2008
OK...
ok...
The Karate Kid, a movie from 1984 that is pretty much the most badass movie ever made. It is being remade by Will Smith, and it will star his son.
I don't typically cuss online but...
WHAT THE FUCK AHDHASDAKL!!!!!
I'm pretty upset.
I love the Karate Kid, underdog story about a poor kid who moves to a new town and makes friends with the apartment complex's handy man. Which just happens to be Mr. Fucking Miyagi. I felt for Daniel son when he watched his love interest get kissed by his karate rival. When he thought he wasn't good enough for her because he was poor. I swear to god, every time I see Mr. Miyagi drink himself to sleep, I cry. everytime =(. And at the end, Daniel beats the crap out of everyone.
We know your not poor Will Smith, we also know you have a lot of friends. Films like these just don't have as strong of an impact when you sport your kids around in clothes that are worth more than my house. It will turn into another shit fest of a remake.
No more remakes, please. Atleast give it a different title. It's like telling Da Vinci that the Mona Lisa needs to be remade for a new generation.
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